blastered 

Completely wasted on liquor and good bud...

After we smoked that fat blunt of purp Ted drank all the Henny and was way blastered...

blastered by Only The Chronic June 3, 2008

Blastered 

When you’re so blasted and plastered beyond believe

Dude, we shouldn’t have taken so many shots and smoked that much. I’m BLASTERED!

Blastered by itzgabbypie August 7, 2019

blastered 

To aggressively post information about someone that might have a negative connotation.

Jesse James and his affair with Tattoo queen were blastered all over the web.

blastered by blueridgephd March 19, 2010

blastered 

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

blastered by mzstress June 13, 2018

Pond Blaster 

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

Pond Blaster by Swimsical November 13, 2019

blaster

Any gun or firearm

When I was assaulted, I was so grateful to have my blaster on me!

blaster by Starchylde June 4, 2016

anal blaster 

1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)

2) Noun - A blaster of anus

Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.

Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.

anal blaster by Jamal Anuus November 16, 2015