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blastroids 

A game similar to Atari's classic Astroids arcade game where the player uses his urine stream to break up pieces of feces in a toilet bowl into smaller and smaller pieces. Another variant is played in the shower.
Billy! What are all these brown streaks on the toilet bowl? Sorry mom, we were playing blastroids.
blastroids by shitz96815 August 6, 2020

amazon whore 

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.
Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.
amazon whore by shitz96815 November 25, 2019

amazon whore 

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.
Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.
amazon whore by shitz96815 November 25, 2019