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Blasterd 

Being so drunk that you are a combination a of both blasted and plastered.
Zach and Evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing Mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak Spanish.
Blasterd by Swag daddyyolo April 9, 2013
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Blasterd 

Damn, that nigga's blasterd.
Blasterd by Slamatic October 14, 2009
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blasterd 

When an individual is blasted in conjunction with being plastered.
After a night at the bar Yingling was blasterd.
blasterd by mikeeyediaz October 28, 2010

Pond Blaster 

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.
Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!
Pond Blaster by Swimsical November 13, 2019
Any gun or firearm
When I was assaulted, I was so grateful to have my blaster on me!
blaster by Starchylde June 4, 2016

anal blaster 

1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)

2) Noun - A blaster of anus
Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.

Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.
anal blaster by Jamal Anuus November 16, 2015

Get blasted! 

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin
"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
Get blasted! by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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