Blaffy means to be a goofy lil jit. If someone is being goofy you tell him/her that they're blaffy. For example, Jamal just been blaffing his ass of in science class. Originated in Florida
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Get the Blaffy mug.1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.
2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!
Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!
Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008
Get the blaffy blooffy mug.Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.
Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!
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Get the Dude Bluffy mug.Typically a lad that ranges in the ages of 20-22, and really don't give a flying fuck about anything. Being a braffy means putting drinking, juuling, video games, and jerking off over anything "important".
"Sup braffy"
"Are you going to class today"
"Nah fuck that. it's a braffy day"
Dean of University: "Hello James."
Me: "shut the fuck up braffy"
"Are you going to class today"
"Nah fuck that. it's a braffy day"
Dean of University: "Hello James."
Me: "shut the fuck up braffy"
by Bc Braffy 63 November 5, 2018
Get the braffy mug.A really badly made spliff filled with 90% tobacco and 10% weed, usually crafted by golden virginia lovers.
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