Blaffy 

Blaffy means to be a goofy lil jit. If someone is being goofy you tell him/her that they're blaffy. For example, Jamal just been blaffing his ass of in science class. Originated in Florida

You are hella blaffy not gonna lie

Blaffy by Realfloridajittttt August 2, 2023

blaffy blooffy 

1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.

2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.

Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!

Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.

blaffy blooffy by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008

Blaff 

Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.

Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!

Blaff by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018

Dude Bluffy 

A man who constantly, continuously, and relentlessly keeps trying online to pose as a woman

Im Dude Bluffy just a chick with a dick

Dude Bluffy by JMastaBlasta December 27, 2011

braffy 

Typically a lad that ranges in the ages of 20-22, and really don't give a flying fuck about anything. Being a braffy means putting drinking, juuling, video games, and jerking off over anything "important".

"Sup braffy"

"Are you going to class today"

"Nah fuck that. it's a braffy day"

Dean of University: "Hello James."
Me: "shut the fuck up braffy"

braffy by Bc Braffy 63 November 5, 2018

Bliffy 

A really badly made spliff filled with 90% tobacco and 10% weed, usually crafted by golden virginia lovers.

Matt: Hey ill roll a spliff now
John: No let me roll it, you make bliffys

Bliffy by 420kingsmokedogg December 11, 2015

blarfy 

The feeling that's beyond nauseous, but you still don't vomit. Bleugh + barfy feeling = blarfy

I just feel bleugh...and very barfy. Just blarfy.

blarfy by Chicka Nuts January 17, 2008