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Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.
Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017
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1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.
Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.
The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.
1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.
Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.
The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.
Mick: "Man, I'm starvin'. What are we doin' for dinner?"
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."
by Hellzapoppin' June 1, 2021
Get the Dago Ramen mug.Oily, viscous residue on an unwashed male scrotum, usually peppered with bits of lint and/or trapped pubic hairs.
"Ay yo, hey, you want some Flumunda cheez?"
"The fuck is 'Flumunda cheez'?"
"Da cheez flumunda deez nutz, foo!"
"The fuck is 'Flumunda cheez'?"
"Da cheez flumunda deez nutz, foo!"
by Hellzapoppin' October 4, 2018
Get the Flumunda Cheez mug.v. to defecate with violent intensity
n. the result of defecating with violent intensity
a. resembling the result of violent defecation
Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
n. the result of defecating with violent intensity
a. resembling the result of violent defecation
Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
by Hellzapoppin' April 11, 2017
Get the pewp mug.I went down to the local watering hole to take in the game and down a few pints, but the place was cordoned off with crime scene tape and surrounded by patrol cars; no way was I going to walk into that smegmagon.
by Hellzapoppin' September 16, 2021
Get the Smegmagon mug.noun, re: music: The final note of a song, particularly when delivered with force.
noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation
noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation
(Music usage) Billy: "Damn, did you hear how they ended that song?"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"
(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"
(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"
by Hellzapoppin' April 5, 2020
Get the Blamp mug.Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.
by Hellzapoppin' November 26, 2018
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