Hellzapoppin''s definitions

Fo' Shizzle My Nizzle

An abbreviation of the Latin phrase, "For Shegro, My Negro."

Although modern linguists are unclear on the definition of the word 'Shegro', it is widely believed that it is related to the worship of the Roman Goddess Goddamnatsonehugebitchia. Certain daily activities were thought to cause the goddess to increase further in size; therefore, these activities were conducted 'for shegro.'

"Yo, you wanna go to the liquor store for a fifth of cat piss?"
"Fo' shizzle my nizzle!"

(Or, from the ancient Latin)

"Come hither, O Dumbassitus Putridus! Let us away to the market of bottled lusciousness!"
"For shegro, my negro!"

by Hellzapoppin' September 7, 2015

padoodinum

Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.

"Get over here, Maggie, Oy wants ta stuff me padoodinum inta yer fanungulator!"

by Hellzapoppin' November 26, 2018

Oom Bowmp-Bowmp

A phrase spoken to one's friend when said friend has done something spectacularly cool and rebellious. Said friend will then respond, "Chk-a-chk-aaahhh..."

Derived from the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off and re-popularized in the post-credits scene of the film Deadpool.

Bill: *downs a trip shot of bourbon, neat*
Mike: "Oom bowmp-bowmp!"
Bill: *belches* "Chk-a-chk-aaahhh..."

by Hellzapoppin' October 11, 2018

Betch

Term used between effeminate homosexual men to refer to one another.

Ehw muggawd, gimme that shirt, betch.

No way! Go to Hot Topic and get yer own, betch!

by Hellzapoppin' July 11, 2017

Byortch

n. A female with both a distinctly unpleasant personality and extremely low intelligence.

Todd: "Kelly yelled at me for like an hour yesterday because I forgot to put one of her bras in the dryer."
Jim: "Jeez, what a bitch."
Todd: "No, it's worse than that. Afterward, she tried drying it herself -- in the microwave."
Jim: "Whoa, you're right -- she's a byortch!"

by Hellzapoppin' August 7, 2017

Pyaurgh

Verb: To vomit so suddenly and unexpectedly that it's blowing in the wind before you even knew it was coming.

Jeff: "Oh, man! I had no idea how good tequila is!"
Julio: "Told you, man! And you were worried it would make y--PYAURGH!!!"

by Hellzapoppin' February 28, 2019

Blaff

Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.

Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!

by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018