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Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.
Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
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by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018

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An abbreviation of the Latin phrase, "For Shegro, My Negro."

Although modern linguists are unclear on the definition of the word 'Shegro', it is widely believed that it is related to the worship of the Roman Goddess Goddamnatsonehugebitchia. Certain daily activities were thought to cause the goddess to increase further in size; therefore, these activities were conducted 'for shegro.'
"Yo, you wanna go to the liquor store for a fifth of cat piss?"
"Fo' shizzle my nizzle!"

(Or, from the ancient Latin)

"Come hither, O Dumbassitus Putridus! Let us away to the market of bottled lusciousness!"
"For shegro, my negro!"
by Hellzapoppin' August 04, 2015

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Rural slang for an adult entertainment venue.
Jimmy Ray: "Hey, Bobby Joe, what you got planned Saturday night?"

Bobby Joe: "Aw, nuthin', Jimmy Ray. Might roll on over to the chicken coop and watch me some swangin' titties."
by Hellzapoppin' September 04, 2017

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v. to defecate with violent intensity

n. the result of defecating with violent intensity

a. resembling the result of violent defecation

Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
Pull over at the next rest stop, man! I gotta pewp so hard I'm liable to shatter a toilet bowl!
by Hellzapoppin' April 11, 2017

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Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.

Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017

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Adjective. A condition of moving with speed and agility from one location to another at random, in the style of a cat.

Introduced in the film Super Troopers
"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"
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by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2017

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Term used between effeminate homosexual men to refer to one another.
Ehw muggawd, gimme that shirt, betch.

No way! Go to Hot Topic and get yer own, betch!
by Hellzapoppin' July 11, 2017

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