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Dago Ramen

What you make when:

1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.

Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.

The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.
Mick: "Man, I'm starvin'. What are we doin' for dinner?"
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."
by Hellzapoppin' June 1, 2021
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Byortch

n. A female with both a distinctly unpleasant personality and extremely low intelligence.
Todd: "Kelly yelled at me for like an hour yesterday because I forgot to put one of her bras in the dryer."
Jim: "Jeez, what a bitch."
Todd: "No, it's worse than that. Afterward, she tried drying it herself -- in the microwave."
Jim: "Whoa, you're right -- she's a byortch!"
by Hellzapoppin' August 7, 2017
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Blamp

noun, re: music: The final note of a song, particularly when delivered with force.

noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation
(Music usage) Billy: "Damn, did you hear how they ended that song?"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"

(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"
by Hellzapoppin' April 5, 2020
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padoodinum

Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.
"Get over here, Maggie, Oy wants ta stuff me padoodinum inta yer fanungulator!"
by Hellzapoppin' November 26, 2018
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squerch

Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.

Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017
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Foxed

Verb describing when a television network buys a high-concept (science fiction, fantasy, or horror) TV series, lets it run long enough to attract fans, then cancels it, especially in such a way that the final episode of the show is a cliffhanger.
Firefly, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and Lucifer were all awesome shows. Too bad they all got Foxed. Family Guy actually got Foxed *twice*, but survived.
by Hellzapoppin' June 9, 2018
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Mang

n. (Spanglish): Man

Popularized by the character of Tony Montana in the film Scarface, "mang" is "man" as pronounced in a Cubano accent.
"I nee some leequor from the store, mang."
"Okay, mang."
"So less get going, chunowutImingmang?"
by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2018
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