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Flumunda Cheez

Oily, viscous residue on an unwashed male scrotum, usually peppered with bits of lint and/or trapped pubic hairs.
"Ay yo, hey, you want some Flumunda cheez?"
"The fuck is 'Flumunda cheez'?"
"Da cheez flumunda deez nutz, foo!"
by Hellzapoppin' October 4, 2018
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Byortch

n. A female with both a distinctly unpleasant personality and extremely low intelligence.
Todd: "Kelly yelled at me for like an hour yesterday because I forgot to put one of her bras in the dryer."
Jim: "Jeez, what a bitch."
Todd: "No, it's worse than that. Afterward, she tried drying it herself -- in the microwave."
Jim: "Whoa, you're right -- she's a byortch!"
by Hellzapoppin' August 7, 2017
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padoodinum

Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.
"Get over here, Maggie, Oy wants ta stuff me padoodinum inta yer fanungulator!"
by Hellzapoppin' November 26, 2018
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Blamp

noun, re: music: The final note of a song, particularly when delivered with force.

noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation
(Music usage) Billy: "Damn, did you hear how they ended that song?"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"

(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"
by Hellzapoppin' April 5, 2020
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Dago Ramen

What you make when:

1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.

Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.

The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.
Mick: "Man, I'm starvin'. What are we doin' for dinner?"
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."
by Hellzapoppin' June 1, 2021
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Smegmagon

I went down to the local watering hole to take in the game and down a few pints, but the place was cordoned off with crime scene tape and surrounded by patrol cars; no way was I going to walk into that smegmagon.
by Hellzapoppin' September 16, 2021
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pewp

v. to defecate with violent intensity

n. the result of defecating with violent intensity

a. resembling the result of violent defecation

Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
Pull over at the next rest stop, man! I gotta pewp so hard I'm liable to shatter a toilet bowl!
by Hellzapoppin' April 11, 2017
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