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I went down to the local watering hole to take in the game and down a few pints, but the place was cordoned off with crime scene tape and surrounded by patrol cars; no way was I going to walk into that smegmagon.
by Hellzapoppin' September 16, 2021
Get the Smegmagon mug.A condition in which someone consistently writes words and phrases incorrectly; distinct from Illiteracy in that a malliterate person can read and write but simply gets words and phrases wrong.
Malliteracy usually occurs when a person writes words and phrases he or she has only heard but never read, such as:
1. Alot (instead of "a lot.")
2. Alright (instead of "all right.")
3. One in the same (instead of "one and the same.")
4. Pacifically (instead of, "specifically.")
5. Dominate (used as an adjective instead of "dominant.")
6. Volumptuous (instead of "voluptuous.")
(As an aside, if you read an online dating profile from a woman and she uses both of those last two words in the same profile, the odds are extremely high that she's under 5'5" tall and weighs over 300 lbs)
Malliteracy usually occurs when a person writes words and phrases he or she has only heard but never read, such as:
1. Alot (instead of "a lot.")
2. Alright (instead of "all right.")
3. One in the same (instead of "one and the same.")
4. Pacifically (instead of, "specifically.")
5. Dominate (used as an adjective instead of "dominant.")
6. Volumptuous (instead of "voluptuous.")
(As an aside, if you read an online dating profile from a woman and she uses both of those last two words in the same profile, the odds are extremely high that she's under 5'5" tall and weighs over 300 lbs)
I had a hell of a time trying to read my friend's email, because his malliteracy made it almost impossible to figure out which words he was trying to use.
by Hellzapoppin' June 26, 2021
Get the Malliteracy mug.What you make when:
1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.
Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.
The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.
1. You're hungry
2. You're poor
3. You have spaghetti noodles
3. You have no sauce and can't afford to buy sauce.
Dago Ramen is similar to asian ramen in that you cook the spaghetti in boiling water using various powdered flavors/spices, such as black pepper, garlic pepper, lemon pepper, Old Bay seasoning, Kickin' Chicken seasoning, beef or chicken bouillion cubes, or some combination of those ingredients. Sriracha sauce, if you have that, can give Dago Ramen a nice kick.
The trick is to add the flavor ingredients to the water *before* cooking the noodles, so that the seasoned water will cook its flavors into the noodles, making the flavoring nice and even.
Mick: "Man, I'm starvin'. What are we doin' for dinner?"
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."
Ralph: "I'm basic broke, bro. Looks like it's a night for Dago Ramen."
by Hellzapoppin' June 1, 2021
Get the Dago Ramen mug.The tendency of the LGBTQ community to drive farther and farther into the completely absurd. Describes those who deliberately set out to be on the bleeding edge just to be "special enough" -- usually as a trend or influence -seeking affectation.
Kylie: What the hell is going on with Brad this week? He's going around telling people he identifies as a pyrosexual tablespoon and his pronouns are the color orange and the number 3?
Mike: I guess being bi wasn't getting him the attention he wanted. He's gone full LGBTQWTF now.
Mike: I guess being bi wasn't getting him the attention he wanted. He's gone full LGBTQWTF now.
by Hellzapoppin' January 14, 2021
Get the LGBTQWTF mug.Brian: "Dude, remember that time Kevin passed out and we pranked him by sticking his hand in a bowl of gravy, and when he woke up he smeared it all over his face?"
Zack: "Fuck yes, man, I'm just glad nobody recorded the mass shenannigasm we all had when that happened!"
Zack: "Fuck yes, man, I'm just glad nobody recorded the mass shenannigasm we all had when that happened!"
by Hellzapoppin' December 6, 2020
Get the Shenannigasm mug.noun, re: music: The final note of a song, particularly when delivered with force.
noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation
noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation
(Music usage) Billy: "Damn, did you hear how they ended that song?"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"
(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"
(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"
by Hellzapoppin' April 5, 2020
Get the Blamp mug.This word is a portmanteau of 'flabby' and 'dumper'. A flumper generally occurs when an obese person loses most of the excess weight, but the posterior retains its obesity, resulting in an average or even slim individual with a backside that sags grotesquely.
"She was damn hot when she was walking toward us, but after she passed by, I looked over my shoulder and saw she had a terrible flumper."
by Hellzapoppin' May 29, 2019
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