Blaff 

Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.

Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!

Blaff by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018

blaff 

Lazy term for undesirable, or disgusting

This KFC has no Mountain Dew left, oh blaff!

blaff by sarahjames August 5, 2006

Baffodile 

A girl that acts hype and thinks she's better than you but she is actually a big yam head

That suck kratches queens gyal is a big bumboclaat baffodile

Baffodile by ~Sugardaddydenz October 25, 2019

Baffroom 

A place where one goes to shower, wash hands. used the toliet. etc

Hey Sharhonda whee did lil Ray-Ray go? oh! he went to the baffroom.

Baffroom by marcma333021 September 12, 2009

blafuagua 

1. I am hungry
2. Swear word

1. You are waiting for food but its not coming, "blafuagua"
2. You get you food but you spill it on yourself, "BLAFUAGUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

blafuagua by justasquid November 11, 2019

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007

bafflement 

confusing or puzzling.

He was in complete bafflement over who this new girl was trying to be.

bafflement by Morgan T November 10, 2006