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Astine

An incredibly attractive Armenian girl that is blonde with a great personality. She is also famous for being known as the Ambassador of Glendale and her love for California.
Astine is by far the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life.
Astine is so great!
by Christina Spears August 8, 2008
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Skylar Astin

That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.
friend: "Oh my god have you seen Pitch Perfect? That Jesse guy's voice is so sexy"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"
by pepperstark April 6, 2015
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Astin

Thankfully Astin is not my friend. Astin is a crazy psychotic shit head. He tends to enjoy munging. He encourages all of his friends to go munging with him. He aspires to be a doctor but we all know that he wants to be a grave digger. He also enjoys eating food off the ground and claims he has standards. His hair is never the same (therefore he is a shapeshifter) and many consider him as man the devil was too scared of. If he is spotted, shoot on sight. Do not engage, keep a distance otherwise you might contract Sugma or literally any disease under the sun.
Guy 1: I saw Astin the other day
Guy 2: Did you shoot him??
Guy 1: I tried but he enjoyed it and told me to penetrate him again.
Guy 2: Fuck.
by CharlieisOkay May 17, 2022
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Asstinence

Asstinence= Only doing it in the bum.
If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.
by kgetson December 22, 2010
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Abstinence Prone

1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.

2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.

3:See Shim
Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...

Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 17, 2009
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austined

When you get a vehicle stuck (usually in a video game) in such a way that you cannot back or drive it out. A reference to the movie Austin Powers where he wedges a factory cart between two walls trying to turn it around.
Dood, you austined our ride!
by Gamadin Rennic September 16, 2007
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abstinence only

A set of viewpoints and educational policies under which abstinence - abstaining from sexual activity - is the only form of sexual conduct that young people are taught. In theory, this teaches kids not to have sex, and prevents them using a more detailed curriculum as a checklist of things to do. In practice, kids who are taught abstinence only have a slightly lower rate of sexual activity, but aided by their enforced ignorance, have similar rates of pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases as their more thoroughly educated peers.
In theory, abstinence only education should reduce the risk of sexual activity, but in practice, it does not. "In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there's always a difference." - Y. Berra
by a2boy1der April 12, 2010
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