1. Someone who is entirely against the consumption of clitoris, fish, pussy, snatch, and other species of vagina.
2. Someone who is completely for the consumption of cock.
3. A homosexual male or a strictly straight woman.
4. See Clarb.
2. Someone who is completely for the consumption of cock.
3. A homosexual male or a strictly straight woman.
4. See Clarb.
Serenity: "Want half of my tuna sandwich?"
Chris: "No thanks, I'm an AntiVagitarian."
Nasty Prostitute: "Want some pussy?"
Polite Gentlemen: "No thank you, I've just become an AntiVagitarian."
Chris: "No thanks, I'm an AntiVagitarian."
Nasty Prostitute: "Want some pussy?"
Polite Gentlemen: "No thank you, I've just become an AntiVagitarian."
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 16, 2009
1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.
2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.
3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.
3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:
Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.
ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.
ex.3:
Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.
ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.
ex.3:
Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim February 07, 2010
1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.
2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.
3:See Shim
2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.
3:See Shim
Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...
Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...
Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 17, 2009
Person A: "My dick is 1.5 inches hard."
Person B: "You're such a shim."
Person A: "What's the difference between a mosquito and a shim?"
Person B: "You can feel a mosquito when it's in you."
Person B: "You're such a shim."
Person A: "What's the difference between a mosquito and a shim?"
Person B: "You can feel a mosquito when it's in you."
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 13, 2009