Thankfully Astin is not my friend. Astin is a crazy psychotic shit head. He tends to enjoy munging. He encourages all of his friends to go munging with him. He aspires to be a doctor but we all know that he wants to be a grave digger. He also enjoys eating food off the ground and claims he has standards. His hair is never the same (therefore he is a shapeshifter) and many consider him as man the devil was too scared of. If he is spotted, shoot on sight. Do not engage, keep a distance otherwise you might contract Sugma or literally any disease under the sun.
Guy 1: I saw Astin the other day
Guy 2: Did you shoot him??
Guy 1: I tried but he enjoyed it and told me to penetrate him again.
Guy 2: Fuck.
Guy 2: Did you shoot him??
Guy 1: I tried but he enjoyed it and told me to penetrate him again.
Guy 2: Fuck.
by CharlieisOkay May 18, 2022
Astin is a cute charming boy who would most likely be your crush but never will be your boyfriend. He would be your absolute good friend, and always will be able to help you work through your problems. He is too much of a sweetheart and nice guy. But don't mess with an Astin, he will get pissed. Astins are usually short, chubby and but cute. He is someone you can copy math homework off of before class, and he will be the shy kid until you become his friend.
Lauren: Oh my gosh, Astin's such a cutie!
Janice: You'll never get him to be you're boyfriend, he's too shy to ask you out!
Lauren: *sigh*
Janice: You'll never get him to be you're boyfriend, he's too shy to ask you out!
Lauren: *sigh*
by melanie30293 May 30, 2013
Its just a name, its gender neutral and yeah there is another definition for it on here but i wanted to make one just for the female Astins, cause we all be feeling left out. Also our name gets mispronounced a lot even though its so easy.
by agalnamedastin May 30, 2020
An incredibly attractive Armenian girl that is blonde with a great personality. She is also famous for being known as the Ambassador of Glendale and her love for California.
by Christina Spears July 15, 2008
That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.
friend: "Oh my god have you seen Pitch Perfect? That Jesse guy's voice is so sexy"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"
by pepperstark April 6, 2015