Thankfully Astin is not my friend. Astin is a crazy psychotic shit head. He tends to enjoy munging. He encourages all of his friends to go munging with him. He aspires to be a doctor but we all know that he wants to be a grave digger. He also enjoys eating food off the ground and claims he has standards. His hair is never the same (therefore he is a shapeshifter) and many consider him as man the devil was too scared of. If he is spotted, shoot on sight. Do not engage, keep a distance otherwise you might contract Sugma or literally any disease under the sun.
Guy 1: I saw Astin the other day
Guy 2: Did you shoot him??
Guy 1: I tried but he enjoyed it and told me to penetrate him again.
Guy 2: Fuck.
Guy 2: Did you shoot him??
Guy 1: I tried but he enjoyed it and told me to penetrate him again.
Guy 2: Fuck.
by CharlieisOkay May 17, 2022
Get the Astin mug.Astin is a cute charming boy who would most likely be your crush but never will be your boyfriend. He would be your absolute good friend, and always will be able to help you work through your problems. He is too much of a sweetheart and nice guy. But don't mess with an Astin, he will get pissed. Astins are usually short, chubby and but cute. He is someone you can copy math homework off of before class, and he will be the shy kid until you become his friend.
Lauren: Oh my gosh, Astin's such a cutie!
Janice: You'll never get him to be you're boyfriend, he's too shy to ask you out!
Lauren: *sigh*
Janice: You'll never get him to be you're boyfriend, he's too shy to ask you out!
Lauren: *sigh*
by melanie30293 May 29, 2013
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Its just a name, its gender neutral and yeah there is another definition for it on here but i wanted to make one just for the female Astins, cause we all be feeling left out. Also our name gets mispronounced a lot even though its so easy.
by agalnamedastin May 29, 2020
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by anonymous May 2, 2021
Get the astin mug.The most conservative, Christian, angular man you’ll ever meet, Astin always seems to be having the time of his life. You may think he has a mental illness or something when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will realize: he definitely does. Astin will always have a funny thing to do or say, and will often play video games with the boys, while also snapping his girlfriend. He is the most loving, loyal, compassionate yet hardened, hilarious, most understanding, Christian, republican, stupid, ubnoxious person you’ll ever meet and will forever be a brother to me. Love you bub
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