Antiques

Slang term from middle England for Cocaine.

You ready for the weekend. I need some antiques?

I've got the number of a good Antique Dealer!

Sweet, does he he deliver?

Antiques Roadshow mate. Antiques roadshow!

by RalffTonFull June 21, 2018

Antiques Roadshow

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.

Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!

by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019

Antiques Roadblow

A classy, rare, one of a kind blowjob much like an item that would be found on Antiques Roadshow. It is the 15th century Ming Dynasty vase of blowjobs in its one of a kind nature and value. Also, a blowjob from an elderly woman.

I was at the governor's ball and after a meal of foie gras and steak, an incredibly attractive female assistant pulled me to the side and took me to the governor's private bathroom, where i sat on fine porcelain and she gave me an Antiques Roadblow. There was marble and mahogany everywhere, it was real classy.

Also,

Rick: I was at the library of congress last week
Sal: Yeah, how the fuck was that?
Rick: Pretty fuckin' good, the hot librarian took me to the Antiques Roadblow, she said she wanted to polish my musket
Sal: Revolutionary war-themed. That's sounds like a pretty fuckin' classy Antiques Roadblow

by Ichiro Tomlinson May 5, 2010

Antiques Roadshow

PBS program in which expert appraisers uncover the stories and reveal the true value of objects brought in by amateur collectors.

I cant believe how much that old piece of junk on Antiques Roadshow was worth.

by Mister Dangles September 12, 2005

Antiques Road-ho

One who is abnormally drawn to and cannot resist watching the television program, Antiques Roadshow. The spectator may be male or female and may be addicted to the American and/or British versions.

After a four-hour marathon, Jim finally had to face facts; he was an Antiques Road-ho.

by Flex Buffchest November 24, 2009

very good at antiques

Gay. Homosexual.

As coined by Baroness Knight.

Graham Norton is very good at antiques.

by adabrady June 5, 2013

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

by will bitten September 13, 2017