antiqued

Getting beat up with flour.

Joe got antiqued yesterday.

by k-dizzle February 23, 2004

antiqued

pouring white powder (baby powder) all over someone (preferably their face) and is most commonly done while the person is sleeping.

getting baby powder all over my bed was worth it when my friend woke up and realized she had just been antiqued.

by NekroNightshade June 10, 2011

antiqued

to grab your balls and put on somebody's face while they are asleep

I antiqued his ass and he woke up looking antique.

by Gilbert's cuz December 28, 2005

Antiquated

Does anyone use this word anymore? If you do, you're a nerd.

And why are you looking this up on Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is not an actual dictionary, you know!

Person 1: "It seems a bit antiquated to me."
Person 2: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 1: "Old fashioned or outdated."
Person 2: "Fucking nerd."

by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

antiquing

The use of flour thrown in a sleeping victims face to make them appear to be a dusty old antique. Watch "Jackass" for origin.

That picture of Pat getting antiqued is a laugh riot!!!

by Patrick D November 20, 2002

antiqueing

The act of taking balls of flour and throwing them at a sleeping defenseless victim. This results in extreme discomfort (itchy eyes, rough skin, a pale look, etc.) for the victim but extreme humour for the persecutor.

That idiot Yawn antiqued us at the party...i want to kill him

by Applechunkz February 19, 2004

Antique

To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.

1. Let's go antique his ass!

2. Frank got antiqued SO bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit lemme see.

3.
Person1: Oh shit I can't believe you guys did this... shit man.
Person2: You got yo ass ANTIQUED frizank!

by noodles April 03, 2003