antiqued 

Getting beat up with flour.

Joe got antiqued yesterday.

antiqued by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

antiqued 

pouring white powder (baby powder) all over someone (preferably their face) and is most commonly done while the person is sleeping.

getting baby powder all over my bed was worth it when my friend woke up and realized she had just been antiqued.

antiqued by NekroNightshade December 7, 2011

antiqued 

to grab your balls and put on somebody's face while they are asleep

I antiqued his ass and he woke up looking antique.

antiqued by Gilbert's cuz December 28, 2005

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

Antique Blonde by will bitten September 13, 2017

antique teenager 

A middle aged individual who dresses and acts like a teenager. If their using steroids the individual will sound like he's going thru puberty. Giving the term Antique teenager

Bummer man, My date turned out too be an Antique Teenager.

Who's the new kid in school ? That's my dad here to pick me up. Wow. He's looks like an Antique Teenager

Check out the hottie sitting at the bar. I did bro, she's an Antique Teenager who looks 40.

antique teenager by Beansy June 22, 2017

antique farm equipment 

a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".

Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."

antique farm equipment by maks May 20, 2004

Antiques Roadshow 

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.

Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!

Antiques Roadshow by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019