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antiqued
antiqued by Gilbert's cuz December 28, 2005
Antique Blonde
Antique Blonde by will bitten September 13, 2017
antique teenager
A middle aged individual who dresses and acts like a teenager. If their using steroids the individual will sound like he's going thru puberty. Giving the term Antique teenager
Bummer man, My date turned out too be an Antique Teenager.
Who's the new kid in school ? That's my dad here to pick me up. Wow. He's looks like an Antique Teenager
Check out the hottie sitting at the bar. I did bro, she's an Antique Teenager who looks 40.
Who's the new kid in school ? That's my dad here to pick me up. Wow. He's looks like an Antique Teenager
Check out the hottie sitting at the bar. I did bro, she's an Antique Teenager who looks 40.
antique teenager by Beansy June 22, 2017
antique farm equipment
a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".
Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."
antique farm equipment by maks May 20, 2004
Antiques Roadshow
Antiques Roadshow by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026