antiqueing

The act of taking balls of flour and throwing them at a sleeping defenseless victim. This results in extreme discomfort (itchy eyes, rough skin, a pale look, etc.) for the victim but extreme humour for the persecutor.

That idiot Yawn antiqued us at the party...i want to kill him

by Applechunkz February 19, 2004

antiqueing

Throwing flour on your roomates face while he is asleep.

Shultz antiqued David while he slept on the floor.

by King Cow December 30, 2003

Antiqueing

Looking for older men to date

im going antiqueing tonight

by oooo_saucy August 11, 2008

antiquing

The use of flour thrown in a sleeping victims face to make them appear to be a dusty old antique. Watch "Jackass" for origin.

That picture of Pat getting antiqued is a laugh riot!!!

by Patrick D November 19, 2002

antiquing

bender's least-said word

is it antiquing?...boom.

by andrew k February 5, 2004

going antiquing

When having sex with someone over the age of 65

I met this lady at bingo. If this go well, I'll totally be going antiquing tonight.

by KtK March 29, 2015

antiquing

When your hanging out with your friends and one of them falls asleep...you grab a handfull of flour, powder, etc. and chuck it at their face so they wake up and look like theyve collected dust.

sleeping person:"omfg what the hell!"
people who throw the flour:"we were antiquing you! lmao"

by karissa11 May 15, 2006