Alphonzo is the Spanish and Italian form of a Visigothic Germanic name, probably meaning "noble and ready" a dark, tall, handsome, strong (mentally and physically), caring, unconditionally loving person. He makes friends very easily and tends to be loved by many. If you ever come in contact with an Alphonzo , get to know him, because you'll never meet another guy like him. I know i'm never giving up my Alphonzo. He is a loving and crazy person, who I love so much. He can get you through just about any bad day. He can lift your spirits within 2 seconds. Alphonzo is the kind of person you just want to see all the time, hug, and never let go. If i ever lose my Alphonzo, I don't know what I'd do. Alphonzo is a happy, wild but calm, silly but serious human being. All Alphonzos are great, But my Alphonzo is the best.<3

Person #1: Ugh i could really use some cheering up right now!!

Person#2: Just talk to Alphonzo he can make anyone happy!

Alphonzo by azucarr_morenaa June 19, 2016

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alphonsine

A smart,strong and kind person understands alot of things,and has alot of friends,they care for people alot.

that girl is so cool she is a alphonsine

alphonsine by lil bxnny August 3, 2021

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aPhone

Any basic phone that you can only use to make calls and send texts: a phone that isn't a smartphone.

A: "My phone died yesterday, so I'm getting a new one."
B: "Sweet, are you getting the new iPhone?"
A: "Naw man, just aPhone."

aPhone by luciferijaner October 4, 2012

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The Alphonse Dip

All about the pelvic thrust motion. Dip your hips back and forth like an absolute champ until she cream eggs all over the place.

I gave that wee tart the Alphonse dip last night, she fucking loved it.

The Alphonse Dip by theneshmeister April 10, 2015

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