Alphon

An alphon (al-fän) is a person who was born in the Gen Alpha generation.

My little brother is an early Alphon.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

Alshon Jeffery

A term used for dropped footballs

That guy: I’m open *ball slips out of hands*
That guy just did an Alshon Jeffery

by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Pull an Alphinaud

To completely abandon Scholar class in FFXIV when Sage releases

Yo bro, I saw the Endwalker expansion trailer and I'm going to pull an Alphinaud for Sage.

by Green Greens February 7, 2021

Alphonzo

Alphonzo is the Spanish and Italian form of a Visigothic Germanic name, probably meaning "noble and ready" a dark, tall, handsome, strong (mentally and physically), caring, unconditionally loving person. He makes friends very easily and tends to be loved by many. If you ever come in contact with an Alphonzo , get to know him, because you'll never meet another guy like him. I know i'm never giving up my Alphonzo. He is a loving and crazy person, who I love so much. He can get you through just about any bad day. He can lift your spirits within 2 seconds. Alphonzo is the kind of person you just want to see all the time, hug, and never let go. If i ever lose my Alphonzo, I don't know what I'd do. Alphonzo is a happy, wild but calm, silly but serious human being. All Alphonzos are great, But my Alphonzo is the best.<3

Person #1: Ugh i could really use some cheering up right now!!

Person#2: Just talk to Alphonzo he can make anyone happy!

by azucarr_morenaa June 19, 2016

alphonsine

A smart,strong and kind person understands alot of things,and has alot of friends,they care for people alot.

that girl is so cool she is a alphonsine

by lil bxnny August 3, 2021

aPhone

Any basic phone that you can only use to make calls and send texts: a phone that isn't a smartphone.

A: "My phone died yesterday, so I'm getting a new one."
B: "Sweet, are you getting the new iPhone?"
A: "Naw man, just aPhone."

by luciferijaner October 4, 2012

The Alphonse Dip

All about the pelvic thrust motion. Dip your hips back and forth like an absolute champ until she cream eggs all over the place.

I gave that wee tart the Alphonse dip last night, she fucking loved it.

by theneshmeister April 10, 2015