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footballs 

No that's wrong. xanax is made in a few different doses. The small round ones that are peach in color are called peaches. The slightly larger dose which is blue in color and looks like a smaller version of midol (football shaped) is a football. The largest dose which is white and rectangular is called a bar. All are loosely called xanxa-cookies.
dude 1: Want some xanxa-cookies?
dude 2: Whatchoo got? Peaches, footballs, bars?
footballs by mikewin September 9, 2010

Footballs 

another name for testicles, meant to be kicked by women when needed
i kicked that guy in the footballs because he was harrassing me
Footballs by Suklaa June 9, 2017

Footballs 

A Xanax offered by a street dealer in Baltimore
Y’all want some footballs? Footballs! Footballs!
Footballs by Dang247365 April 12, 2022

footballs coming home 

England will win the World Cup AGAIN
Guy- were in the final
Other guy- footballs coming home
Guy- yes it is

little green footballs 

name of a weblog; also an intense concentration of harsh truths known to aggravate existing cases of BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) and deepen delusional state amng people known by the term moonbat.
The moonbat's case of BDS was made worse by exposure to little green footballs

little green footballs 

a website devoted to exposing Radical Islam's intent to convert the Western World to Islam. Other interests include but are not limited to Media bias, innaccuracies and falsehoods, the willing appeasement of Islam by the Left and the drivel espoused by modern academia.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026
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