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Alphonse
An alphonse is a pimp, a procurer. The word originated in Poland, because of a popular play by Alexander Dumas, the Younger called "Monsieur Alphonse". In many countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Poland the name is seldom used to name a baby. Please refer to Cassell's dictionary, or Wicktionary.
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Alphonse • Alphonse Elric • The Alphonse Dip • egg boi alphonse • alphonso • alphonsa. • Alphonsina • Alphonsus • Alphones • Alphoneso
Alphonse
Colloquial term (cockney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, Alphonse the Ponce.
Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings
Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings
Alphonse by Jamie Eastes July 6, 2007
Alphonse
Little man big personality. He hates you and loves. No he really just hates you. He loves to gossip and hang with his best pal. Sometimes they have sex in the work bathroom but pretend they don't. He always enjoys being a cuck
Alphonse by PenisPumper8=D December 10, 2024
Alphonse Elric
1. The younger brother of Edward Elric in the Anime of Fullmetal Alchemist.
2. The soul of whom was bound to a suit of armor.
3. ZOMG!! who DOSENT <3 ARU?!?!
2. The soul of whom was bound to a suit of armor.
3. ZOMG!! who DOSENT <3 ARU?!?!
Alphonse Elric by HagaRen March 8, 2005
The Alphonse Dip
All about the pelvic thrust motion. Dip your hips back and forth like an absolute champ until she cream eggs all over the place.
The Alphonse Dip by theneshmeister April 10, 2015
egg boi alphonse
hoe shames
always to busy to hang
makes fun of rhotism
discord daddy
always wants me to cashapp him
breaks others tailbones
overall a poopy head
always to busy to hang
makes fun of rhotism
discord daddy
always wants me to cashapp him
breaks others tailbones
overall a poopy head
egg boi alphonse by madelynforwhat December 30, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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