1. Alphonse is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and is usually a big fan of cats.

2. The best person you'll ever meet, especially if you're a family member.

3. The perfect child
"Maybe if I name this one Alphonse, he won't turn out like his brother."
by EckleE March 15, 2010
Get the Alphonse mug.
Colloquial term (cockney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, Alphonse the Ponce.

Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings
Dude look at that guy, he's such an Alphonse.

by Jamie Eastes June 11, 2007
Get the Alphonse mug.
An alphonse is a pimp, a procurer. The word originated in Poland, because of a popular play by Alexander Dumas, the Younger called "Monsieur Alphonse". In many countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Poland the name is seldom used to name a baby. Please refer to Cassell's dictionary, or Wicktionary.
We ate alfresco in what turned out to a seedy part of town as our meal was always being interrupted by some alphonse, who wanted to parade his street walkers before us.
by Hugo Drax June 26, 2018
Get the Alphonse mug.
A groomer
Alphonse likes to make sexual jokes with 12-13 year olds at the age 17 (almost 18) and doesn’t see the issue as well as sexualizes lesbians
Person one: who do we hate?
Everyone else: alphonse!!
Person two: I hate the fucking groomer
by Anti alphonse March 11, 2022
Get the Alphonse mug.
1. The younger brother of Edward Elric in the Anime of Fullmetal Alchemist.

2. The soul of whom was bound to a suit of armor.

3. ZOMG!! who DOSENT <3 ARU?!?!
by HagaRen March 8, 2005
Get the Alphonse Elric mug.
All about the pelvic thrust motion. Dip your hips back and forth like an absolute champ until she cream eggs all over the place.
I gave that wee tart the Alphonse dip last night, she fucking loved it.
by theneshmeister April 10, 2015
Get the The Alphonse Dip mug.
hoe shames

always to busy to hang
makes fun of rhotism
discord daddy
always wants me to cashapp him

breaks others tailbones

overall a poopy head
woah dude that’s a little egg boi alphonse of you
by madelynforwhat December 30, 2021
Get the egg boi alphonse mug.