1. Alphonse is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and is usually a big fan of cats.
2. The best person you'll ever meet, especially if you're a family member.
3. The perfect child
2. The best person you'll ever meet, especially if you're a family member.
3. The perfect child
by EckleE March 16, 2010
An alphonse is a pimp, a procurer. The word originated in Poland, because of a popular play by Alexander Dumas, the Younger called "Monsieur Alphonse". In many countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Poland the name is seldom used to name a baby. Please refer to Cassell's dictionary, or Wicktionary.
We ate alfresco in what turned out to a seedy part of town as our meal was always being interrupted by some alphonse, who wanted to parade his street walkers before us.
by Hugo Drax June 26, 2018
Colloquial term (cockney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, Alphonse the Ponce.
Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings
Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings
by Jamie Eastes June 11, 2007
All about the pelvic thrust motion. Dip your hips back and forth like an absolute champ until she cream eggs all over the place.
by theneshmeister April 10, 2015
1. The younger brother of Edward Elric in the Anime of Fullmetal Alchemist.
2. The soul of whom was bound to a suit of armor.
3. ZOMG!! who DOSENT <3 ARU?!?!
2. The soul of whom was bound to a suit of armor.
3. ZOMG!! who DOSENT <3 ARU?!?!
by HagaRen March 9, 2005
hoe shames
always to busy to hang
makes fun of rhotism
discord daddy
always wants me to cashapp him
breaks others tailbones
overall a poopy head
always to busy to hang
makes fun of rhotism
discord daddy
always wants me to cashapp him
breaks others tailbones
overall a poopy head
by madelynforwhat December 31, 2022