Alphoneso

Alphoneso has a huge sagging cock an abnormally large left testicle. Alphoneso has achieved a high status because he's very charming. He's also known as "The Sleeper of Women" in the middle east.

person 1: oh my god his dick is huge
person 2: hes such an Alphoneso

by TheGwopMaster December 27, 2021

Alphonzo

Alphonzo is the Spanish and Italian form of a Visigothic Germanic name, probably meaning "noble and ready" a dark, tall, handsome, strong (mentally and physically), caring, unconditionally loving person. He makes friends very easily and tends to be loved by many. If you ever come in contact with an Alphonzo , get to know him, because you'll never meet another guy like him. I know i'm never giving up my Alphonzo. He is a loving and crazy person, who I love so much. He can get you through just about any bad day. He can lift your spirits within 2 seconds. Alphonzo is the kind of person you just want to see all the time, hug, and never let go. If i ever lose my Alphonzo, I don't know what I'd do. Alphonzo is a happy, wild but calm, silly but serious human being. All Alphonzos are great, But my Alphonzo is the best.<3

Person #1: Ugh i could really use some cheering up right now!!

Person#2: Just talk to Alphonzo he can make anyone happy!

by azucarr_morenaa June 19, 2016

alphonsine

A smart,strong and kind person understands alot of things,and has alot of friends,they care for people alot.

that girl is so cool she is a alphonsine

by lil bxnny August 3, 2021

The Alphonse Dip

All about the pelvic thrust motion. Dip your hips back and forth like an absolute champ until she cream eggs all over the place.

I gave that wee tart the Alphonse dip last night, she fucking loved it.

by theneshmeister April 10, 2015

Alphonse Elric

1. The younger brother of Edward Elric in the Anime of Fullmetal Alchemist.

2. The soul of whom was bound to a suit of armor.

3. ZOMG!! who DOSENT <3 ARU?!?!

"Brother, You Retard~!!!"

by HagaRen March 8, 2005

alphonso

a person who is straight-forward about his opinion, can be a very mean and deviant against people he considers enemies. he enjoys anything unique and that calms him down. loves pussy more than anything. can be a slacker at times but mostly gets the work done. has a supressed anger that when unleashed can be hazardous to other by standers

I can't believe him he is such an alphonso.

by mkl98 November 5, 2009

Anphongso

Ugly ass nigga who dick is smaller than an atom

That nigga dick is small he must be an anphongso

by Anphongso November 27, 2019