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Alphonsina 

a pretty BRATZ doll
Omg Alphonsina is literally a BRATZ doll
Alphonsina by ZTARB May 5, 2022

alphonsine

A smart,strong and kind person understands alot of things,and has alot of friends,they care for people alot.
that girl is so cool she is a alphonsine
alphonsine by lil bxnny August 3, 2021
alphonsa is the best person you will ever meet. She is so kind and thoughtful and so very smart. She is the best person in the world. She will succeed in everything she does.
I got a 100 on the quiz, wow I did an alphonsa.

I saw the most beautiful person ever, I think her name is Alphonsa

Alfonsina 

You one fine ass Alfonsina mami
Alfonsina by Jemel Smith March 3, 2015

Alfonsina 

Alfonsina is a girl who is very kind but sometimes self obsessed. She can make a lot of friends very easily but doesn’t know how to keep them all she will usually blame her mistakes on others. But she very attractive and smart when she wants to pay attention she likes to live life on the edge and is not ashamed of saying “I know I look good”
Alfonsina is very attractive but doesn’t have the best personality
Alfonsina by :)): November 23, 2018
She is an awesome person. She is so honest and trustworthy. People often wonder if she is actually real. How can someone be so funny, pretty and smart at the same time? She is so loyal and is such an amazing person. She is like the sun because she radiates light and good energy and stuff. She is so sweet and if she is ever mean to you then you prolly deserve it.
Person 1: How is Alphonsa so perfect?
Person 2: God owed her a favour.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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