a person who is straight-forward about his opinion, can be a very mean and deviant against people he considers enemies. he enjoys anything unique and that calms him down. loves pussy more than anything. can be a slacker at times but mostly gets the work done. has a supressed anger that when unleashed can be hazardous to other by standers
I can't believe him he is such an alphonso.
by mkl98 November 6, 2009
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Alphonso may be rough around the edges but will steal your heart with his positivity and good spirit. He is talented and will soon become a star!!

If you are around him there is never a dull moment, or a quiet one for that matter. He loves to talk and will engage everyone around him.
Alphonso is sitting in the treehouse.
by Lychee_90 July 6, 2018
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Alphonso is a person who does'nt pertically like the word NO! for an answer he is very persisted and loves to prove his points. He will go on and on and on intell his point is proven he often hides his emotion by anger and doesnt like to told how he feels unless it is true. This is not the person you wont to make mad, he has a surpressed anger that can be dangerous to others if unleased he loves pussy and is a freak of nature, and he is known to be quiet at first but once you get to know him it comes out and I MEAN THE WHOLE PACKAGE!! yes he has a big dick!! often at the age of 14 his dig is huge watch out ladies
omg i have an alphonso for a boyfriend
by Jimmy Falcon February 20, 2011
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The lightning fast left back for the Canadian men’s soccer team. Compared to Road Runner by Thomas Muller for his speed. Famously beat three opponents en route to an assist vs. FC Barcelona.
The speed of sound was benched after being scorched by Alphonso Davies.
by FundedByBurritos December 9, 2021
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The ginger drummer from The Hoosiers who keeps a great beat and has awesome facial hair growing abilities.
The Hoosiers
'Know any great drummers?'
'Alphonso Sharland from The Hoosiers!'
by akaspiderray December 7, 2012
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A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!
Kevin looks like a monkey he must be at a nine on The Alphonso Scale right now!
by TroyTheBlowUpDoll June 19, 2008
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