Hanukkah

Jewish Christmas

Hanukkah is the Jewish version of Christmas but it last 8 days

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019

Lois Griffin

The mom in family guy who is loved by everybody except Stewie

Lois Griffin: hi Stewie how are you?
Stewie Griffin: shut up woman!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Procrastination

Looking up definitions on urban dictionary

What you’re doing right now is procrastination

by Kidswillbekids May 05, 2019

Taylor Swift

A female singer who sings about boyfriends

Jimmy: yo is that song about a boyfriend?
Timmy: yeah do you know who sings it?
Jimmy: is it Taylor Swift?
Timmy: yup
Jimmy: no shit

by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Disappointment island

An island where high schoolers go after finals exams are over

After finals me and my entire high school went to disappointment island

by Kidswillbekids May 17, 2019

Joel

A guy who has a lot to be proud of. He’s tall, strong, handsome, pimpin and just about anyone (boys and girls) will be all over him! Joel is also great at dodgeball and won’t ever fail a fitness test! Maybe that’s why he’s so strong!

Maria: holy shit that guy is so damn hot!
Ashley: oh yeah that’s Joel! He’s great!

by Kidswillbekids December 22, 2019

Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019