87 definitions by Kidswillbekids

Lois Griffin

The mom in family guy who is loved by everybody except Stewie

Lois Griffin: hi Stewie how are you?
Stewie Griffin: shut up woman!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Junior: ok I’m going to ask Jackie Chu if the sun is a planet
Cody: IT’S NOT A PLANET IDIOT!!!
Jackie Chu: Aww I so Asian, I can’t see a ting.

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Jimmy: yo is that song about a boyfriend?
Timmy: yeah do you know who sings it?
Jimmy: is it Taylor Swift?
Timmy: yup
Jimmy: no shit

by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

A singer that asks people to hit her

Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...

by Kidswillbekids May 26, 2019

If you eat too many carrots, you'll turn orange just like Donald Trump

by Kidswillbekids March 31, 2019

Tyreese: eyy yo Tyrone, you wanna take algebruh wit me?
Tyrone: yea dawg!

by Kidswillbekids September 3, 2019

by Kidswillbekids May 18, 2019