What you say when someone says an idiotic question 5 minutes after they graduate from high school.
Ryan: what color was George Washington’s white horse?
Jon: Bruh
The key word to asking out a girl
Boy: hey yo shawty, do you wanna go to the movies with me?
Girl: YES!!!
A Canadian rapper who started from the bottom and used to call you on your cell phone
Drake apparently used to call me on my cell phone, now he calls me on my iPhone 7
A gay youtuber who is losing more subs than every Cleveland browns loss ever
James Charles is losing more than the browns in 2017
A singer that everyone has heard of
Doug: did you see Beyoncé at the grammy’s last night?
Clay: who is Beyoncé?
Doug: how do you not know who the fuck Beyoncé is???
A boner
You have a hard
Oh motherfucker!!!
The Nigga who invented homework
Roberto Nevilis made this world so damn painful for inventing homework that stupid teachers should know that nobody is gonna do that shit! Damn sleeping on rusty spikes seems way less painful!
Buy a
Roberto Nevilis
mug!
