A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.

“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”

Absolute Poo by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

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Absodontly

When you are absolutely positive that you absolutely don't want to do something.

I absodontly want to go back to work on Monday.

Absodontly by WhyWhys November 7, 2015

The Absolute State

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"

The Absolute State by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

absolute cunt

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety

That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.

absolute cunt by N. Oddy November 13, 2013

Absolute mad lad

When someone does something so extreme, that even god becomes curious.

Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!

Absolute mad lad by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018

absolute madman

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.

Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

absolute madman by TheChineseSenator November 8, 2017

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026