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Interview by Journas October 12, 2003
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When your piece engages in one-on-one sexual activity with another person in the interest of determining if that individual would play well in a threesome, foursome, or even moresomewith the two of you.
I picked up a trick online last night and interviewed him to see if he would play well with us.
interview by Piece June 14, 2006
These are fun to watch! Go watch one. It doesn't matter which one. They're all good.
Dr. Jeepjorp "Why would I interview you when you've already answered every conceivable question anyone could have ever possibly asked you?"

Hym "...............Um.... Heh.... What? Mmm...............Oh.... SHIT. Uuuuhh... Shit. God damn it! Um, shit I don't.......... Huh.... I didn't think of that........ Hmm........ Shit...... Nah, fuck you Jorp... Fucking asshole....."
Interview by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
I mean, it's not a real interview. 2. I like to throw in some murder threats and/or assertions about how much better looking and more intelligent and important I am than the people listening.
Hym "Not a real interview. I don't really appreciate the way in which I'm being interviewed and because of the manner in which I am being interviewed it's likely necessary to make the piece fit through editing. Because you're not actually talking to me directly but rather posing some conceptually adjacent scenario at which point I respond with whatever I have regarding my thing. It's an entire cluster fuck. Not clear what's being conveyed from moment to moment."
Interview by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Interview Sex 

A formal meeting in person, where facts or statements are elicited from another, superseded by a random sexual encounter.
I had Interview Sex with that recruiter Ana from the bank.
Interview Sex by Toninho November 29, 2011

Interview With The Vampire 

The first movie of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles to be made, and by far the best.
"Your bodies dying, pay no attention...happens to us all.."

Interview without coffee 

British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.
Prince Harry referred to a friend as a "Paki" - he is in for an interview without coffee.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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