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yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .
your school or an open prison
by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004
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To steal a sexual favor from a second party in a very seductive and forthright manner.
Man... you really absconded that ass last night didn't ya? cmon... dont lie... ooooo ya you did, C'MON be honest, you a ddoooggg, oooo ya, way to GOOOO. W00T, ABCOND THAT BOOOTAY
by Unotag July 22, 2003
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Engaging in sexual acts with a party committed to another party; an adulterous act. See supply.
Monica Lewinsky absconded that booty in the White House.
by Reisser May 23, 2003
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V. To act as Tom Borque would in any given situation

V. To use a long confusing word in the wrong context
He walked in and began utterly absconding in front of everyone.

When Tom pulled out pulchritudinous I knew he was absconding.
by RolTob November 20, 2019
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