Ears

Annoying weasel who listens into your conversations and then joins in with half-assed unwanted opinions.

Me: Did you see Ears butting into my private chat earlier?
Her: Yeah, Ears is super annoying.

by Bruce Wee July 14, 2021

Ears

a word shortend from earbuds or head phones

Iv'e got my ears in, or, Hey man, can i barrow your ears for a while.

by chuck1les74 September 23, 2010

ear-to-ear

It's about smiling. Ear-to-ear smile or grin is when you have a very broad and generous smile. Such a smile when each corner of your mouth is by each of your ears.

Explain to me why you don't have an ear-to-ear grin right now.

by Mr. Peagram June 18, 2012

ear to ear

a cut from one ear to the mouth to the other ear, in other words a chelsea smile

the only way you'll see me smile is if you cut me ear to ear

by B-ri Myrders June 28, 2010

Earring

Disturbing, unnecessary, often flashy and distractive pieces which some people confuse for decoration on their faces. Sometimes hang from the side of a face further contributing to the disturbing distraction.

What are those dangling and flashing in this pitch dark? Oh, those are just these hoop earrings.

by Tasmanian Devil Taz October 27, 2020

Ear

The organs that detect sound, placed somewhat symmetrically on opposite sides of the head for humans.

You seriously don't know what an ear is. You must be joking.

by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011

ears

An organ used by humans to estimate the stupidity of other humans

N/A ears

by SuperGabe February 5, 2009