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Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.
He is so witty... I think I am in love.
by Kellsbells October 26, 2005
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.
You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.
by Maybelline February 18, 2006
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having clever thinking;sharp, funny quips at randomly inappropriate times;Claire Bertram
wow, claire is so witty, spencer is jealous!!
by ninja aldjlsd October 26, 2009
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A girl who is a bitty that has potential to be your wife.
That girl is not just a bitty, but she could be your witty.

Ashley is witty material, but Shelby is just a bitty.
by Johan Lillis McNair October 19, 2009
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