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Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.
In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.
by Jak_22 January 04, 2018
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“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”
by Panda Halo June 15, 2018
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Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.
Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*
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by Yobbbh August 23, 2018
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A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.
Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”
by Jessi Duke June 16, 2018
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A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!
by BigWhomas September 29, 2018
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Bro this is someone who is just such an unreal, godlike kid at everything he does. ABSURD AF.
yo that kid is just a flat out ABSOLUTE UNIT on the court.
by TSM_Tyler June 18, 2018
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What dumbass brits say when they see heavy ass people
Hallo Timothy did you see that absolute unit yesterday on the trolly? I sure did Hemsworth, that bloke could’ve been 130 kilo grams.
by Jay mami June 15, 2018
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