twat

1) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
2) A vagina.

He is such a twat

twat by ds3882 August 28, 2017

twat

an obnoxious person who you want to stab

john is such a twat

twat by thatoneguyyouknowhimjfk May 9, 2019

twat

Noun:
Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs.

A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.

Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it.
Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*

twat by Howard Wolowitz September 8, 2012

Twat

Slang word for a vagina

Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat.

Twat by leahcim99 November 2, 2013

Twat

Being a twat is doing something idiotic, doesn't matter the scene.
One of those examples of being a twat is the YouTube channel Brave Wilderness;
doing something intentional - like purposely being stung by a bullet ant - for their job.

A friend is going to attempt to jump off of your roof onto your trampoline into the pool.
"You're being a twat."

Twat by darkcreep1245 March 11, 2017

twat

anyone who uses Twitter in any capacity.

you're such a twat. no-one cares what you're doing.

twat by alsoknownaseric July 11, 2009

TWAT

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"

TWAT by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003