Twatting

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006

Twatting

The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.

ME:
"Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?"
GAZU
"Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."

by cRaZyCroCe January 15, 2023

twatting

the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.

I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter

by lordmind May 7, 2009

twatting

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.

by Cap'n J June 25, 2004

twatting

Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...

I've got a twatting exam today dammit!

by Natalie Windsor March 14, 2004

twatting

Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.

Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.

by Kernel2244 March 22, 2011

Twatting

Verb: To Twat

For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.

"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."

by OGGhett0 April 10, 2010