Twattoo

A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo

Hello mate, I see you had a new twattoo done over the weekend, looks hideous

by Apoclamite March 20, 2022

Twattoo

A tattoo located on or around the twat

Bro I hookup up with this girl last night and she had a sick twattoo.

by Drizzled October 16, 2022

Twattoo

A tattoo on a twat (= most)

Look at that twat with all those twattoos covering his face and body!

by Pencraig November 29, 2018

Twattoo

A form of tattoo that makes the victims of it look like total twats. Celtic/barb wire arm bands on men or lower back tattoos on women are fine examples of twattoos.

Look at that guys twattoo, he thinks hes so cool but he looks like a total cock. hahahaha

by Jolyon March 13, 2006

Twattoo

A tattoo that is inked on a females genitalia, usually with the pubic hair as a beard of a persons face or (if shaved) with the vagina as a mouth or as part of the design of the tattoo

Popular twattoos include:

Jesus
Mr T
A Devil
Lawnmower
Tribal Designs

by ApacheLQ August 12, 2006

Twattoo

A. A tattoo located on or near your twat. Body art located on or near your twat.

B. An expression for getting hit in the nuts weather by accident or on purpose.

A. 1. Ooo, baby, I love your twattoo. 2. I'm going to the tattoo shop to get a twattoo today. 3. The new in craze in tonights News... Twattoos. 4. That artist is twattooing. 5. Did that twattoo hurt?

B. 1. OMG that guy just got twatooed! 2. Ohhhh, damn, twattooed! 3. If my boyfriend biffs it and gets twattooed we won't be able to have sex.

by Wonder77 October 31, 2017

Twattoo

A tattoo directly over a girls vagina, or twat. It is somewhat akin to the tramp stamp. Very common among pornstars.

Holy shit! That chick has a twattoo- this is such a good porno...

Wow! That pornstar has a tramp stamp and a twattoo and a tittoo. What a slut!

by zenaya96 June 21, 2010