142 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

A dog who although has been run over many times still loves to chase cars.
"Lump, come back here boy, that is an ugly car."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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A P2P network where you can download any virus of any kind, sick weirdo porno, warez, video and music which has been altered. Very laggy.
"Dude, this connection is way to fast, I miss lagging."
"Dude, get KaZaA."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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A Catholic celebration in which people celebrate the Last Supper where Jesus performed the ultimate sacrifice.
"Dude, mass sucks."
"Haha, you gotta go to Mass, lewser!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.
"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.
2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.
1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"
2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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