muff 

Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. Females (and transexuals) of all ages have muffs. There are baby muffs and grandma muffs. Most muffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: Depovera, Seasonal). It is also the root word for Muffdiver, Muffed, and Muffdoctor.

Jan decided to go on birth control because the muffdoctor said that it would prevent pregnancy, cramping, and that weird smell coming from her muff.

muff by Muffowner April 29, 2006

muff 

A 'muff' in more innocent days was: a small cylindrical fur cover that one rests their hands between for warmth. It is used in Charlote Bronte's 'JANE EYRE,' I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this...

"Gathering my mantle about me, and sheltering my hands in my muff, I did not feel the cold." Middle of chapter 12.

muff by Jonoboi August 7, 2006

muff 

hand warmer

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff

muff by don June 16, 2003

Muff 

A place in Co. Donegal Ireland that has an annual diving contest

Bloody Hell, His face is all red from muff diving out of season !

Muff by tripedalminotaur December 29, 2008

muff 

Short for muffaletta (or muffuletta), the sandwich invented at New Orleans's Central Grocery in the early 20th century. The sandwich, which is rooted in Sicilian cuisine, comprises several different Italian meats-- typically hard salami, mortadella and capicola-- as well as provolone cheese on a crusty, round, sesame seed-encrusted Italian loaf, but the defining characteristic is its rich olive salad, considered a delicacy in New Orleans and beyond.

"Don't fuggit ta ax fuh extra olive salad onnat muff, brah."

muff by jotis July 24, 2008

muff 

To push someone's face with an open hand.

Kevin made a stupid remark, so I muffed him.

"You idiot, you deserve a muff for that one!"

muff by Justin Cognito January 7, 2006

MUFF 

MUFF (The Melbourne Underground Film Festival) is an independent and non-profit organisation which showcases a diversity of film and video based works in the areas of underground, independent, guerrilla and exploitation and featuring mostly adult, genre, controversial, avant garde, political, sexual or artistic concepts. MUFF presents new features and shorts, as well as presenting an innovative selection of curated programs and retrospectives.
It was formed out of disagreements over the content and running of the Melbourne International Film Festival (MIFF).

MUFF XI will be holding a protest screening on August 29th of Bruce LaBruce’s recently banned film L.A. Zombie, as a late edition to their festival lineup.

MUFF XI's protest screening on August 29th of Bruce LaBruce's banned film L.A. Zombie has led to a police raid of MUFF Director Richard Wolstencroft's home.

MUFF by Lord_JJ December 3, 2010