don's definitions

black eyed peas

A cool hip hop band with a really hot white chick (Fergie)who can out dance any black girl... plus her body is bangin!

lets go see bep tonight, cant wait to see what tight lil outfit Fergie's gonna be wearin

by Don April 9, 2005

purple rain

another name for sizurp or: One part strawberry soda (8oz), one part cough syrup, one teaspoon crushed codeine.

Beanie Sigel - Purple Rain: Please don't blow my high, when I'm sippin on that purple rain. I know it might sound crazy/it keeps me lazy

by Don April 14, 2005

cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

by Don February 12, 2004

kneecapping

The act of permanently destroying someone’s kneecaps. Often done with a firearm (as popularised in film and television), a baseball bat or lead pipe or other blunt instrument, or a power drill (often used in conjunction with a countersunk drill bit and popular with the IRA).

When the police heard the screaming, they knew that Shamus had been on the wrong end of an IRA kneecapping.

by Don January 7, 2004

Windows

A functional, easy-to-use operating system that can be perfectly stable if you want it to be. The OS is only as good as its operator, guys.

I have been running Windows 2000 Professional for two-and-a-half years, and have yet to see it crash spontaneously. The only time it has ever crashed was when I caused software conflicts myself.

by Don May 13, 2005

.3~

follow-up to Skrolle's definition, his exaple is wrong. 10x of .33~ is not 3.333~. Therefor 10x-x isn't 3

10x of .333~ is 3.3333(insert a shit load of 3's)332.
10x-x is slightly less than 3, not 3, voiding his definition.

by don August 29, 2005

speik

A guy who likes little boys off container ships

officer arrest that man for fiddling.

by don March 11, 2003