don's definitions

IBM

A company that rocks, on the cutting edge of research and development.
* Idiots Bitch Mercilessly (about IBM's dominance)
* It's Bill (gates), Motherfucker!
* Inventiveness, Brains, and Moxie
* I Blast Mutha Fuckas
etc.

IBM rocks.

by Don September 13, 2002

Windows

A functional, easy-to-use operating system that can be perfectly stable if you want it to be. The OS is only as good as its operator, guys.

I have been running Windows 2000 Professional for two-and-a-half years, and have yet to see it crash spontaneously. The only time it has ever crashed was when I caused software conflicts myself.

by Don May 13, 2005

speik

A guy who likes little boys off container ships

officer arrest that man for fiddling.

by don March 11, 2003

Renwood

1. To do something idiotic
2. A moron

1. That was such a Renwood thing to do
2. Man your a Renwood Don

by Don January 26, 2004

haro

The most well made bikes currently being produced. Despite popular belief, the bikes produced by haro are not crappily made. The bikes can sometimes cost more than the average bike, yet pay for themselves with high quality parts like three peice cranks and Alex Triple Wall rims. People like to think that posers ride these bikes, but it is only the highly skilled riders who need a costly and well made bike such as the Haro Backtrail series, or the Haro F series (I am 14 and I am an owner of both, I got mad skills!)

Highly Skilled rider#1: Dude, my Haro F3 will never break!
Highly Skilled rider#2: Dude, I know my backtrail X1 has perfect frame geometry for the trails man.

by Don January 14, 2005

.3~

follow-up to Skrolle's definition, his exaple is wrong. 10x of .33~ is not 3.333~. Therefor 10x-x isn't 3

10x of .333~ is 3.3333(insert a shit load of 3's)332.
10x-x is slightly less than 3, not 3, voiding his definition.

by don August 29, 2005

university of san francisco

the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.
see also: rich kids who have nothing to do but spend their parents money

usf student: i go to usf
random person: oh so you're a med student?

i have a liberal arts education from usf.

by don March 26, 2005