knee ride

practice begun presumably by lesbians. Told to me by one. A "knee ride" is using ones knee to place pressure on a woman's vaginal and clitoral area. By applying pressure and rubbing your knee against this area you can stimulate orgasm.
After my lesbian friend told me about knee rides I gave my girlfriend one. She couldn't believe that I give her an orgasm using just my knee.
by slipsheet February 05, 2005
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staten island write up

When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.
If you don't that mess cleaned up in a hurry I'm going to give you a Staten Island write up.
by slipsheet February 07, 2005
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Doc Martins

incorrect spelling of Dr. Marten's. Commonly used by posers who don't own a pair. If they did they would be the wrong size because they wouldn't be able to figure out the us - uk shoe size difference.
Duh! I cant spell Dr. Marten's. I spell it Doc Martins. But I can spell urbandictionary.com. Why are these shoes so loose?
by slipsheet March 11, 2006
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our lady on the halfshell

a concrete statue of the virgin mary which is backed by a shell shaped form. Frequently seen on the front lawns of the faithful.In this incarnation she looks disturbingly like something found in shellfish. Frequently the shell shaped back is painted light .blue to make the statue stand out more
Look at all these our lady on the halfshell's!! This must be an italian neighborhood.
by slipsheet December 31, 2005
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umpty ump

many, alot, more than one can use
He has umpty ump of those.
by slipsheet October 31, 2004
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rip cord

a form of chugging beer. To execute you use a old fashioned can/ bottle opener to poke a triangular shaped hole on the side of a beer can near the bottom. Hold the hole to your mouth and then pop open the top of the can. Gravity will take care of the rest. Causes one 12 ounce can of beer to be consumed in about 3-5 seconds. The ring shaped "pop top" of the can is likend to the ring of parachutes rip cord. Popular at American Colleges in the late 80's early 90's. Sometimes but less often known as a "pop top" or a "shotgun".
To proceed to alcoholic drinking more quickly begin drinking two beers simultaneously. Drink one normally while performing ripcords with the second. Do this repeatedly until you wake up in rehab.
by slipsheet February 05, 2005
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pop rocks

The only "candy" used as an accessory during the performing of oral sex. Hall's Mentholyptus cough drops also work. For a woman showering will be required afterwards unless your a really big fan of yeast infections.
If you really want to give a girl a treat eat her out with pop rocks in your mouth.
by slipsheet November 06, 2004
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