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A nickname given to a partner or loved one. Such as babe, honey, love etc...
Goodmorning "MUFFIN" how are you babe?
by SmallKnick January 23, 2010
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A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.
by o.O April 20, 2005
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1. A tasty food.

2. An insult to a fat person.

3. Girls Breasts and/or Vagina and/or butt

4. A term of endearment

5. A name for the fat hanging from the stomach-hip area, mostly made when wearing clothing to tight and small.

6. A bad hair day, mostly when the hair is curly and everywhere, kinda looks like a muffin.

7. A synonym for ugly (since some people wrongly assume that Muffins are ugly cupcakes, they also use it to mean ugly for people)

8. A Demi-Goddess in the Church of Breakfast. Main follower being the Mistress of Muffins.
1. Dude, this muffin tastes great! Did you bake more?

2. That girl's a total muffin! Look, she has fat rolls!

3. "Nice Muffins"(Breasts) "Can I butter your muffin?" (Vagina) and "I want to spank her muffin!" (butt)

4. I love you, Muffin

5. Those pants give her a total muffin!

6. Dude, you have muffin hair.

7. Dude she is so muffin why would you wanna date her?

8. Hail the Muffin Goddess, Demi Goddess in the Church of Breakfast.
by MelodyMoose January 07, 2011
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That woman is such a muffin, she's like the neighborhood bike everyone's had a ride!
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One of the greatest words on the planet. This word can be used for anythin (see example)
Insult: "You Stupid muffin"
Compliment: "Hey, Nice muffins"
Self Respect: "I am the muffin king"
Insult Yourself: "I am the worlds biggest muffin"
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a term that means excellent, cool, groovy, rad, awesome, tubular, neat, etc.

Started in 2005 by a guy from New Orleans after eating one of those giant Otis Spunkmeyer blueberry muffins. The muffin was so awesomely delicious it was decided at that very moment that anything that was awesome could and would be called "muffin". Anyone who has eaten one of those muffins can totally relate.
Hey, check out my tricked out '64 Mustang. It's lower to the ground with twice pipes, candy-apple red and a rag top. Oooo, clean!

Dude, your ride is sooo muffin!
by G Buddy C June 02, 2010
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