Short for muffin top or a women’s overhang due to her being overweight and trying to squeeze into tight jeans.also could be use to define a women’s fatter upper pussy area.
when she puts those pants on she has a muff because they’re too tight.
by JBsmoove June 17, 2018
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Female equivalent of the male "Willy Warmer". Keeps the vagine from frosting over. Can be worn at ice rinks and on Christmas Day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.
Crickey Darling, I'm shrinking up inside myself it's so cold down there. You should have worn your muff muffs!
by Hankypanky12345 September 29, 2010
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Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. Females (and transexuals) of all ages have muffs. There are baby muffs and grandma muffs. Most muffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: Depovera, Seasonal). It is also the root word for Muffdiver, Muffed, and Muffdoctor.
Jan decided to go on birth control because the muffdoctor said that it would prevent pregnancy, cramping, and that weird smell coming from her muff.
by Muffowner April 15, 2006
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A 'muff' in more innocent days was: a small cylindrical fur cover that one rests their hands between for warmth. It is used in Charlote Bronte's 'JANE EYRE,' I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this...
"Gathering my mantle about me, and sheltering my hands in my muff, I did not feel the cold." Middle of chapter 12.
by Jonoboi August 7, 2006
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it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff
by don June 16, 2003
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Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muffe is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.
The hottest girls upkeep their muffe by shaving thier vagina daily.
by Muffe May 2, 2006
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A place in Co. Donegal Ireland that has an annual diving contest
Bloody Hell, His face is all red from muff diving out of season !
by tripedalminotaur December 30, 2009
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