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piddle fart 

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off
Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!
piddle fart by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

fiddlefart 

To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.
Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.
fiddlefart by harry flashman August 10, 2003

pittlefarting 

wasting time
hay bob qiut pittlefarting around
pittlefarting by Dustin Dakota Smith December 22, 2008

picklefart 

A fart that you hold in so long that it actually pickles and smells much, much worse when finally released.
I nearly died from the smell after little Billy cooked up the deadliest, narliest, most shaznasty picklefart.

Fiddlefarter 

Someone who does nothing important and doesn't do what they are told. They would rather sit around playing Rock Band and farting.
Keith is going to miss his eye appointment because he is the world's top fiddlefarter.
Fiddlefarter by PamMcCrat February 17, 2009

tiddlefart

One word that describes all words
She was so fine, she was a tiddlefart
tiddlefart by JJowe November 18, 2017
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briefcake 

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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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