yartard 

Someone who is autistic or retarded, otherwise known as yartard.

the yartard stole my condom!

NO! im borrowing it you numtard

yartard by Flufty'sWetarded November 30, 2021

yaptard 

A small, yappy little dog who won’t stop it’s shrill and pneumatic barking.

Get your clueless humans to give you a real dog life, you annoying little yaptard!

yaptard by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

yardtard 

A pejorative nickname for someone whose front yard has a lot of clutter such as ceramic gnomes, giant metal winged fairies, bedraggled pinwheels and such.

My neighbor is such an extreme yardtard that the local police cited him for visually disturbing the peace.

yardtard by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Yardtard 

Backyard wrestlers who do not understand the concept of psychology in professional wrestling matches and instead resort to hitting each other with random objects such as light tubes, street signs, barbed wire, etc. and jumping off of high places onto each other.

"Did you see that guy set his opponent on fire in the movie The Backyard?"
"Yeah, he's a yardtard."

Yardtard by John Duran September 23, 2004

yardtard 

A lowbrow practitioner of backyard wrestling who will often perform high risk maneuvers and use crude weaponry. 1998-2001 was considered the heyday of yardtards. Subsequently, there has been a growing movement of mixed martial artists style yardtards who often emulate matches from The Ultimate Fighting Championship as the show started to become broadcasted on cable tv following the reality show The Ultimate Fighter. Many backyarders who follow this trend like to brawl in their backyards or garages after buying heavy bag gloves from sporting goods stores. These backyarders are frequently called "TUF noobs" for they do not formally train martial arts at academies and have only become followers of mixed martial arts following the reality tv show. The highest extent of an mma yardtard's training usually is high school wrestling and practicing techniques sought online.

"I saw a Tapout and Bad Boy sticker on Trey's lifted Ford f-150. Does he train jiu-jitsu or mma?"

"Naw, he's just one of those newbreed yardtards who wrestled in high school and does 'garage-jitsu'."

yardtard by handsomegorilla January 8, 2007

yeartardedness 

An affliction suffered by millions of people starting in January and lasting 2 to 3 weeks. Said afflicted unconciously write the dates on checks, forms, documents, etc. as the date from the previous year.

Bank Teller: "Sir, you wrote the date on your check as 1/3/2008. Its actually 1/3/2009."
Me: "Damn my yeartardedness!"

yeartardedness by weasel1969 January 13, 2009

Yardtard 

(noun) Proper term for backyard wrestlers - or any other person who wrestles matches without proper training. Will often use jumping from high places and "hardcore" weapons to hide actual talent.

J. Ross: "Jeff, you're a drug-addicted yardtard, so we're terminating your WWE contract".

Yardtard by The Business September 11, 2003