A pejorative nickname for someone whose front yard has a lot of clutter such as ceramic gnomes, giant metal winged fairies, bedraggled pinwheels and such.
My neighbor is such an extreme yardtard that the local police cited him for visually disturbing the peace.
Backyard wrestlers who do not understand the concept of psychology in professional wrestling matches and instead resort to hitting each other with random objects such as light tubes, street signs, barbed wire, etc. and jumping off of high places onto each other.
"Did you see that guyset his opponent on fire in the movie The Backyard?"
"Yeah, he's a yardtard."
A lowbrow practitioner of backyard wrestling who will often perform high risk maneuvers and use crude weaponry. 1998-2001 was considered the heyday of yardtards. Subsequently, there has been a growing movement of mixed martial artists style yardtards who often emulate matches from The Ultimate Fighting Championship as the show started to become broadcasted on cable tv following the reality show The Ultimate Fighter. Many backyarders who follow this trend like to brawl in their backyards or garages after buying heavybag gloves from sporting goods stores. These backyarders are frequently called "TUF noobs" for they do not formally train martial arts at academies and have only become followers of mixed martial arts following the reality tv show. The highest extent of an mma yardtard's training usually is high school wrestling and practicing techniques sought online.
"I saw a Tapout and Bad Boy sticker on Trey's lifted Ford f-150. Does he train jiu-jitsu or mma?"
"Naw, he's just one of those newbreed yardtards who wrestled in high school and does 'garage-jitsu'."
(noun) Proper term for backyard wrestlers - or any other person who wrestles matches without proper training. Will often use jumping from high places and "hardcore" weapons to hide actual talent.
J. Ross: "Jeff, you're a drug-addicted yardtard, so we're terminating your WWE contract".
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."