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"Fuck man i'm so cited bout these strippers!"
cited by Grant S January 11, 2008
Words you can keep
Just like a strong excited feeling when your over tired, or it’s nearly bedtime, or waiting for food and you get a burst of silly energy.
I can’t wait for chinese tonight, I’m getting proper cited.
Cited by Levi Rowntree May 4, 2018
When your OTP (One True Pairing) is too cute and you can't even.

Or

Too legit to quit.
Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, aka Jolie-Pitt) are cited.

Yo dude, that 360 mlg no scope was cited.
Cited by Asian Mafia May 31, 2016
shortened form of the word excited
usually used when one is so excited they entirely skip the first part of the word
Barry: "Dude! You ready for the party later?"
Sam: "Yeah, man, I'm so cited!!"
cited by moey92 December 2, 2009
"I got front row tickets to see Iron Maiden!!! I'm 'cited!!!"

"I'm going to the reggae festival this weekend!"
"Yay! Are you 'cited?!"
'cited by Tuney Lew August 22, 2008
A lawful penalty ranked lower than arrest and higher then a slap on the hand. Violators (commonly trespassers) can be (but are not limited to) getting sniped in the ankle, punched in the face, or dropped through a trap door.
Sign: "No Trespassing. Violators will be Cited."

*Trespasses anyways, gets sniped in the ankle from somewhere in the trees*

Sniper: "Cited."
Cited. by aherdofjews June 1, 2011

Cited Tediously 

Thoroughly providing references to an article in a monotonous and time consuming manner.
Nick Cioce, "Wikipedia isn't real."
Vince, "Sure it is, I'm learning about atomic clocks right now. This article is cited tediously."
Nick Cioce, "You're a moron. I don't understand anything you say."
Vince, "You wanna play me in Street Fighter?"
Cited Tediously by GreenBlanka December 2, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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