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A chatter who knows just enough information to make him/herself feel superior to others. One who spends his/her days Googling information to use later in chat rooms to make fellow chatters "Ooooh and Ahhhh" over them. Usually a person who's only contact with other humans is the internet. This person quite possibly e-mails Al Gore on a regular basis, thanking him for creating the internet that has enabled him to aquire so many "friends".
You'll find Yahtards in various rooms as well. Almost always followed by a group of sheep-like chatters who worship the keyboard he/she types on. You can detect a Yahloser by the topics he/she chooses to participate in.. and the lengths they'll go to - to prove their intelligence. They often pretend not to care about other's comments in the public room, yet get very defensive and start using child like behavior.

Yahtard of the month : a tie - Faust, and Cinnamon
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A small, yappy little dog who won’t stop it’s shrill and pneumatic barking.
Get your clueless humans to give you a real dog life, you annoying little yaptard!
yaptard by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

yaheardme 

do you understand what i'm sayin. can you agree with me.Some where down south.
What's up man what you doin?I'm about to go to my girlfriend's house right now yaheardme.
yaheardme by Chris Wilkes March 31, 2005

YAHEARDMEH! 

I'm from mutherfucking LYNN, MASS YAHEARDMEH!
YAHEARDMEH! by terrible jim February 16, 2003
a common contraction of "yeah, i heard".
yo did you hear about that party last friday?
yaheard.
yaheard by froydeanschlippe January 25, 2009
Someone who is autistic or retarded, otherwise known as yartard.
the yartard stole my condom!

NO! im borrowing it you numtard
yartard by Flufty'sWetarded November 30, 2021
A sped kid that yaps way too fucken much
See that kid over there? he doesn't stop talking, he's a yaptard.
Yaptard by AYaptard July 22, 2024
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