danish landmine

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..
I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.
by weasel1969 October 07, 2017
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Measurable Eternity

A known period of time that isn't really that long but still seems to take forever.

Examples:

The last day of school before summer vacation begins.

The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.

Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.

Any business meeting.
Our weekly staff meeting at work was another measurable eternity. With every minute that passed I could feel whole geological epochs passing.
by weasel1969 December 25, 2019
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yawn

Family Guy was on and I emitted a yawn.
by weasel1969 August 22, 2007
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The phrase "whipping a dead horse" means to attempt to revive a moot point or issue. "Whipping a pile of horse bones" means to keep making futile and pointless attempts to revive interest in something that no one has cared about for so long its rotted away into a skeleton of its former self.
AKA: The Simpsons

Seasons 1 through 6 were the best. By season 8, FOX and Matt Groening were whipping a dead horse. Which means for the last 10 seasons they have been whipping a pile of horse bones.
by weasel1969 August 14, 2008
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yeartardedness

An affliction suffered by millions of people starting in January and lasting 2 to 3 weeks. Said afflicted unconciously write the dates on checks, forms, documents, etc. as the date from the previous year.
Bank Teller: "Sir, you wrote the date on your check as 1/3/2008. Its actually 1/3/2009."
Me: "Damn my yeartardedness!"
by weasel1969 January 14, 2009
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dino buddy

noun: A character or creature in a movie, usually a sci-fi or fantasy, who exists solely to sell merchandise, toys and drink cups at McDonalds. Other than that, they add nothing to the plot. Named after a "Saturday Night Live" commercial parody from the 1990s called "Philadelphia Action Figures". The Tom Hanks figure had a flamethrower, net launcher and a "dino buddy" side kick.
Aniken Skywalker and his dino buddy, Jar Jar Binks walked into the cantina for a space beer.
by weasel1969 July 02, 2007
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dino buddy

noun: In a movie, usually a sci fi or fantasy, a creature or character who exists only to sell merchandise, toys and drink cups at McDonalds. Other than that, it adds nothing to the plot. Named after a Saturday Night Live sketch from the 1990s for "Philadelphia" action figures.
Aniken Skywalker and his dino buddy Jar Jar Binks walked into the cantina for a space beer.
by weasel1969 July 02, 2007
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