A chatter who knows just enough information to make him/herself feel superior to others. One who spends his/her days Googling information to use later in chat rooms to make fellow chatters "Ooooh and Ahhhh" over them. Usually a person who's only contact with other humans is the internet. This person quite possibly e-mails Al Gore on a regular basis, thanking him for creating the internet that has enabled him to aquire so many "friends".
You'll find Yahtards in various rooms as well. Almost always followed by a group of sheep-like chatters who worship the keyboard he/she types on. You can detect a Yahloser by the topics he/she chooses to participate in.. and the lengths they'll go to - to prove their intelligence. They often pretend not to care about other's comments in the public room, yet get very defensive and start using child like behavior.
Yahtard of the month : a tie - Faust, and Cinnamon
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)