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You're such a woukld
by Debauchery Dude September 6, 2023
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Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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wish a nigga would

Hoping that someone does something to annoy you and or aggrivate you to then go ahead and beat their ass
by Bossman999 July 26, 2015
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The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018
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I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
by Mazza King October 7, 2018
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woulda

Short for "would have".
I woulda played fo good.
by Fangsta March 17, 2003
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10/10 would bang

THAT SUPER SEXY BESTLY SEXY ASS PERSON YOU WOULD JUST SMASH, same
"Woah look at that girl!" "10/10 would bang dude."
by Rubbie mate May 31, 2016
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