1.Im going to take my shirt off before I walk into there and the whole room will get flooded
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.
by GarAssNigga December 06, 2017
1. I have to go buy more milk but I’m going to procrasturbate first.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person you’re fucking is yourself.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person you’re fucking is yourself.
by GarAssNigga December 06, 2017
The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
by GarAssNigga November 08, 2018
The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.
David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
by GarAssNigga November 27, 2017