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Look how smart and good-looking this Slovenian is!
slovenian by slovenac August 27, 2003
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The sexiest language in this world. Forget spanish, this will make a girl wet in just one word. Especially if Blaž says it.
Daaaamn did i pee my pants or is this Slovenian?
Slovenian by Fjuflover December 24, 2019
those fucking slovenians should get out of my country
slovenian by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

Slovenian Power Wank 

To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.

Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovenian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.

Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovenian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!

R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovenian Power Wank?

Slovenian foot job 

when a female beets ur meat with calloused feet
yo my homie günter be gettin a slovenian foot job tonight

slovenian foot wedge

When you put your big toe into an Eastern European rectum without consent
Last night cha boi gave me an unexpected slovenian foot wedge but I kind of liked it. I'm from Moldova

Slovenian Roulette 

Both men and women (of both hetero and homo orientation) participate the "slovenian roulette", and they hide their faces with masks. One of the orgy attendees is infected with HIV, but no one knows who that person is.

Infected guest has to pay equal attention to everyone, and after the "party" every attendee goes to test himself/herself. Creator of the game explains that the point of the game is adrenaline, much like Russian roulette, with exception that it doesn't kill instantly, unlike its Russian counterpart.
Niko Bellic walks into the party expecting something completely different than what he sees.... Men and women in an orgy with masks on, they explain to him that they are playing something called "Slovenian Roulette". Afterwards, everyone leaves and begins to make appointments with their doctors... Niko has a bad feeling.
Slovenian Roulette by Thaffy April 24, 2010
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