Hey budrick, would you rather have your parents walk in on you masturbating to their wedding photos or would you rather have the whole football team blow their load on your naked body in the locker room?

Would you rather have a threesome with your parents and nobody find out?

OR

Not have a threesome with your parents and have everybody think you did?

Joe: Would you rather slide down a razor blade or eat the snot out of a dead man's nose.
Blow: Those are my choices?
Joe: Would you rather get pissed on by Madonna as a sex act or eat Rosie O' Donnell's fat, yeasty, fish burger?
Blow: Ugggh!!! Madonna now or from the SEX book? Does the burger come with cheese?

Would your rather shit out a monster truck or shit out mr. bush?

Would you rather be President of the United States or be the richest man alive in the U.S?
Comment down below you answer.

would you rather? punch a baby or spray paint a bum?

or

on an island...

mel gipson, tom cruz or my dad?