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whyteout

whyteout kills infamy with headshot
by Bam September 23, 2003
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whiteout

During a blizzard, you can't see a thing due to the wind & snow, not even your boots!
I was in a whiteout & it was freaky to not be able to see even an inch in front of my face! I couldn't even see the ground or my boots!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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whyte out

V. whyted out, whyting out,
v.tr. To cause to whyte out

To lose one’s balance while urinating or attempting to urinate in a bathroom toilet thereby dismantling the shower curtain and sometimes destroying the curtain rod. Victims usually ending up akimbo in the bathtub and sometimes require help evacuating the bathtub.

All reported incidents of whyting out have involved men, however it is possible for women to whyte out

Origins, unknown however it is rumored to have been pioneered in a Vancouver British Columbia bathroom by Mr. Whyte. Data is suspicious however.
Jeffrey drank so much alcohol at the party that he experienced a whyte out while in the bathroom. It took two dudes to get him out.
by Scrybe April 21, 2009
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Wisconsin Whiteout

When a male cums all over a girls face when she usually isnt expecting it, so her face is all white from sperm
Joe" Cara was droppin some great dome, but i quick pulled out and gave her a real good wisconsin whiteout."

Pat"i heard she's blind in her right eye now"
by Lawrence Larry August 11, 2009
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Internet Whiteout

The state you reach during web surfing when anything you look at becomes bland and just like everything else you've looked at. Even music playing in the background gets tuned out.
"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"

"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"
by Jazz Hammerhands December 24, 2008
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Whiteout photo

A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.
Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?

Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
by TheBald September 15, 2010
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Whiteout Moment

When a guy denys relations he has had with a girl he dated or had a one night stand with in the past
Jon: Dude didn't you have sex with Lindsey?
Kevin: No way man, shes not my type.
Jon: Are you sure? Maybe your just having a whiteout moment.
by Supersingleton January 2, 2010
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