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During a blizzard, you can't see a thing due to the wind & snow, not even your boots!
I was in a whiteout & it was freaky to not be able to see even an inch in front of my face! I couldn't even see the ground or my boots!
whiteout by Starchylde May 28, 2016

whyte out 

V. whyted out, whyting out,
v.tr. To cause to whyte out

To lose one’s balance while urinating or attempting to urinate in a bathroom toilet thereby dismantling the shower curtain and sometimes destroying the curtain rod. Victims usually ending up akimbo in the bathtub and sometimes require help evacuating the bathtub.

All reported incidents of whyting out have involved men, however it is possible for women to whyte out

Origins, unknown however it is rumored to have been pioneered in a Vancouver British Columbia bathroom by Mr. Whyte. Data is suspicious however.
Jeffrey drank so much alcohol at the party that he experienced a whyte out while in the bathroom. It took two dudes to get him out.
whyte out by Scrybe April 21, 2009

Wisconsin Whiteout 

When a male cums all over a girls face when she usually isnt expecting it, so her face is all white from sperm
Joe" Cara was droppin some great dome, but i quick pulled out and gave her a real good wisconsin whiteout."

Pat"i heard she's blind in her right eye now"

Internet Whiteout 

The state you reach during web surfing when anything you look at becomes bland and just like everything else you've looked at. Even music playing in the background gets tuned out.
"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"

"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"
Internet Whiteout by Jazz Hammerhands December 24, 2008

Whiteout photo 

A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.
Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?

Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
Whiteout photo by TheBald September 15, 2010

Whiteout Moment 

When a guy denys relations he has had with a girl he dated or had a one night stand with in the past
Jon: Dude didn't you have sex with Lindsey?
Kevin: No way man, shes not my type.
Jon: Are you sure? Maybe your just having a whiteout moment.
Whiteout Moment by Supersingleton January 2, 2010
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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