TheBald's definitions

cause it

A phrase eminating from Glasgow which describes an individual's intention to cause damage or to generally go crazy that evening. Usually whilst smashed or battered.

What you doing tonight mate?

Going out to cause it.

by TheBald November 30, 2011

friendpalmed

To be denied friendship on a networking site

Person 1: I've been waiting for Sarah to accept me as a friend on facebook for like 2 weeks. Man she's so hot.

Person 2: She won't accept you. You've been friendpalmed.

by TheBald June 3, 2011

..well, Bin Laden is dead?

A phrase used to undermine the logic of normal security questions and provide sound explanation for them, simply because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Person 1: Hey, do you know if i can send matches in the post?

Person 2: ..well, Bin Laden is dead?

Person 1: Oh yeh! Thanks.

by TheBald May 29, 2011

google maps moment

When looking at your current location on google maps reveals that you in fact had no idea where you are.

Friend 1: Where are you just now mate?

Friend 2: Freiburg mate, somewhere in central Germany

Friend 1: No it isn't, check it out on google maps!

Friend 2: Holy shit i'm pretty much in Prague!

google maps moment

by TheBald March 16, 2011

i i

scottish text slang for ''yeh yeh, i don't believe you''

Guy 1: Last night i got with 5 chicks

Guy 2: i i mate

by TheBald February 28, 2011

ending it with a like

When an individual no longer wants to continue a message conversation on facebook, they end the conversation by liking the last post from the other person.

person 1: well i'd sort that out no problem! 11:20
person 2: are you flirting with me? :D 11:20
person 1: hahah you wish! 11:23

person 2 likes this

person 2 is now ending it with a like

by TheBald February 21, 2011

awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.

"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago

*awkward facebook silence*

by TheBald February 18, 2011