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A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.
Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."
*shakes head during replay*
*shakes head during replay*
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The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.
The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.
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The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.
The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.
Ah man I hope that chick I shagged at the weekend isn't pregnant. I did her Terry's Chocolate Orange Style for like 4 minutes and almost came twice.
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