Another way of saying you have the place to yourself.
Guy 1: What you doing tonight man?
Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.
Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?
Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.
A phenomenon which makes people think you wear a particular item of clothing all the time because you are tagged wearing it a lot.
This is even if the photos were from several separate nights which were months apart but they were the only photos you were tagged in.
I was going to wear that black t-shirt tonight, but i'm wearing it in my recent Facebook photos, so it's a bit Facebook-worn.
Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.
The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.
"It's a shame Scotland lost to France, but we're still hopeful of a Scottish Grand Slam."
A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.
Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."
*shakes head during replay*
A typo made during a flirty online conversation which momentarily dampens the spirit of the moment beyond repair.
Girl: Hahah yeh lol
Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo?
Girl: Er yeh, sure..
(Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')
The method of telling how much of a girl's bust is made up of fat, by looking at the amount of fat stored in the tricep region.
Scientifically the most accurate method known to the common man. Devised by TheBald.
Guy 1: Mate did you see Steven's new girlfriend? Great set on her.
Guy 2: Check out the Tricep:Boob ratio, it's only because she's chubby.
A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.
Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?
Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface
in real life.