whackado 

A whackado is a person who is 'out there', whacked in the head in a retarded, crazy and psycho way.

A guy says to his friend: "One time, I tried to break up with this girl. She just didn't get it! Went into a deluded frenzy, cutting up my clothes. Then, two seconds later, she's asking me what I want to eat for lunch! "

Friend responds: "Man... What a whackado!"

Guy : "No... whack-a-do!"

whackado by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022

whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack

God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!

whackatorium by Barchack April 13, 2008

wackadoodle

An eccentric, ditsy, arcane, funny, person. Is generally a goodnatured and sympathetic person. Not to be confused with a "wackjob," who can be nasty,or violent.

Aunt Rosemary's fondness for multiple cats, Minnie Pearl hats, and alien abductions was never a source of shame for Fred, but rather a source of pride. He thought it surely must qualify her for the mythical "Wackadoodle Hall of Fame."

wackadoodle by GRocco January 6, 2009

wackadoo 

A person who is a step beyond crazy.

Watch out for the one with the funny look in her eye, I hear she's a total wackadoo.

wackadoo by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

Wackadoo 

The Oily Wifestyle

A woman in my area who posts on the local parenting Facebook page calls herself "The Oily Wifestyle" and I actively hate it, she’s a real wackadoo.

Wackadoo by Smutsmut November 11, 2019

Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.

"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."

Whackaholic by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

Whackafoo 

Noun; the crease where the upper thigh meets the lower butt cheek. Typically observed when one wears exceedingly short shorts.

Look at that girl's whackafoo! Those shorts couldn't get any shorter.

Whackafoo by HandyDandyMatty September 4, 2013