Aunt Rosemary's fondness for multiple cats, Minnie Pearl hats, and alien abductions was never a source of shame for Fred, but rather a source of pride. He thought it surely must qualify her for the mythical "Wackadoodle Hall of Fame."
There's incompetent, and there's lazy, but this load of nonsense is truly fucking wackadaisical. Your inability to muster more than a single productive fuck has literally rendered everything you've been involved with into a heaping pile of shit.